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| It's tough living in a woman's world! |
The season is a busy one: there’s the gifts to buy and wrap if you have time. A handy supply of gift bags is a life-saver.
Suddenly we’ve all turned into cooks. It’s the time to bake all those favorite cookies and breads for gifts. It’s time to stir up all that candy you didn’t have time to make last year.
Another year has gone by without making that really good fruit cake you been planning to bake. The persons scheduled to receive these are relieved to hear you grumble that it won’t happen again this year.
Now, for the house: Besides turning into the “cook of the year.”
You’ve become a decorator… and not just of the house but of the entire yard. There is enough “Honey do’s” to keep the man of the house busy for weeks and its only ten days ‘til Christmas!
The tidy house has turned into a jumble of boxes of Christmas decorations; bits of sparkle litter the carpet; pine needles and poinsettia petals are joining the sparkle litter; a glass ornament breaks.
It’s time for your favorite drink whether its of the hot chocolate or chilled wine variety, kick off your shoes, turn up the Christmas music (if you can find where you stored it last year) and join in with a few chuckles over bits of humor that have been shared with me.
From Jeff Foxworthy he really has us pegged!
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Texas
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Texas
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may
live in Texas
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80 and
everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas
This is easily understood!
Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas
(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin'.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
It’s a rushed time…lots to do. Have a happy holiday, don’t bother with New Year’s resolutions and instead think of the positive things you’ve done. I hope I’m here soon with memories of past Christmases but if not…
Merry Christmas
